Y’all know me pretty well. I mean, you know I am married and have two kids. We live in TN. I write books. I love to travel and speak to women and men about how Confession Brings Freedom. I LOVE to laugh. I love and value life. I love Oreos. Now I’m gonna let you in on a few things you didn’t know about me. AND… I want to know these things about you!!
5 things I wanna do before I die:
1- Live near a beach again.
2- See people treated as well as most people treat themselves.
3- Find my collagen again.
4- Know that I have completed the ministry He has given me.
5 things I can do:
1- Pop my hips out of joint. It’s super weird.
2- (long, long pause before coming up with 4 more things) Make mean Molasses cookies! Ok, y’all already knew this one.
3- I can read a person fairly well. Face to face or in writing.
4- Write songs. And sing.
5- Not eat brussel sprouts.
5 things I cannot do:
1- Eat brussel sprouts.
2- Not ask someone if they’re OK when it looks like they’re not.
3- Keep my mouth shut when I see a child being demoralized in public.
4- A somersault.
5- Take myself too seriously.
5 things that make me laugh:
1- Funny people.
2- Jimmy Fallon.
3- My Husband.
4- Putting Jimmy Fallon before my husband.
5- People who laugh at themselves.
5 things that confuse me:
1- Why the word “triple” doesn’t have three p’s in it. It just should.
2- How drivers don’t understand the concept of merging.
3- Eternity. It makes my head hurt if I think about it too long.
4- Cat haters.
5- Why men with moobs can go shirtless but women can’t. Not that I would – it’s just a weird concept to me.
I know, I know… I can’t give you these 82 seconds back – so go ahead and tell me 5 things I don’t know about you and we will call it even!
Go ahead now…